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T-STER

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MyOhMy said:
Does the Flat Earth Society have a global following?
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Omg i totally read your joke Mom, thought how ammusing it was, told everyone at work and then came back here and posted it forgetting where i had heard it :bang: :bang:

I just read through the page and realised, what a tit.
 
floyd

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MyOhMy said:
Does the Flat Earth Society have a global following?
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Yeah those hollow earth people follow them religiously lol.

If the earth was flat all the water would run over the edges,
and if It was hollow then that must be where hell is.
 
Ghettoboom767

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JVC Floyd said:
Does the Flat Earth Society have a global following?
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Yeah those hollow earth people follow them religiously lol.

If the earth was flat all the water would run over the edges,
and if It was hollow then that must be where hell is.
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Love this!! Yes the water is flat and the ocean is flat,isn't there a drain somewhere? Yes it's beneath the Mariana Trench at nearly 40,000 feet blue!! Almost 15,000 feet deeper that Mt.Everest!!😎😊😮
 
MyOhMy

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Mom calls for her children, Miles and Sarah, to get out of bed and come downstairs for breakfast one morning.

Miles: "It's about time we behaved like adults now we're getting bigger, I'm going to start swearing today".

Sarah: "Me too, I'm nearly seven and I know lots of rude words".


So, they head down stairs and into the kitchen........

Mom: "What would you like for breakfast, Sara?"

Sarah: "I'll have toast, ya biatch!"

WHACK!

Mom: "What would you like for breakfast, Miles?"

Miles: (hesitates)........er, anything except the f*@cking toast!!!"
 
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MyOhMy said:
Mom calls for her children, Miles and Sarah, to get out of bed and come downstairs for breakfast one morning.

Miles: "It's about time we behaved like adults now we're getting bigger, I'm going to start swearing today".

Sarah: "Me too, I'm nearly seven and I know lots of rude words".


So, they head down stairs and into the kitchen........

Mom: "What would you like for breakfast, Sara?"

Sarah: "I'll have toast, ya biatch!"

WHACK!

Mom: "What would you like for breakfast, Miles?"

Miles: (hesitates)........er, anything except the f*@cking toast!!!"
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:lol: :lol:
 
restocat

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Ghetteaux Les Fabulous said:
Would a museum dedicated to anti-consumerism have a gift shop?
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Yes. but when you walk in, they just take something from you.
"Thank you for gift!"
"You feel better now? You should, because we feel better. Have a nice day!"
 
MyOhMy

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What a comical bunch of fools they are although one or two looked positively suicidal to me - unless they couldn't get their act right! :lol:
 
floyd

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I would love to see the insurance scam dudes just f****** plow head on into each other at 60 miles an hour, that would teach em a lesson .
 
MyOhMy

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The Lone Ranger sees Tonto laying down, ear to the ground.


The Lone Ranger: "What did you hear?"

Tonto: "Brown horse, white neck, short tied tail, no rider."

The Lone Ranger: "Gee, you can tell all that from just by listening to the ground?"

Tonto: No............. it just ran over me!"
 
floyd

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Three men were on a sinking boat a mile off shore, so the first guy jumps in the water he got about 50 feet and drowned, the second guy made it 75 feet then he drowned,the third guy swam about 100 feet ,he couldn't make so he swam back to boat.
 
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