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Lawyer for Mickey Mouse: ".............but you can't divorce your wife just because she has big teeth".

Mickey Mouse: "I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she was f@%king Goofy!"
 
Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
 
MyOhMy

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Two monkeys in a bath:

1st monkey: "Oo-oo, agh-agh..............oo AAGHHH -OO-OOO!"

2nd monkey: "Well, put some cold in then!"
 
Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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On the shore of the great northern sea, two men stood alone on a pier.

Sven?

Yes, Ole?

There came to me, a thought...

Yes?

I will count the boards of this pier...

Yes?

And you...

Yes?

You will count the slits between the boards

You, the boards. And I, the slits.

Yes.

Begin!

Sven and Ole begin walking forward, one step at a time, counting

One... One... Two... Two... Three... Three...

Four... Four... Five... Five... Six... Six-AHHHHHH (Splash!)

And so, you see, when you're out of slits, you're out of pier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqPIRn0NbdE
 
MyOhMy

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Two nuns in a bath:

1st nun: "Where's the soap?"
2nd nun: "Yes, it does!"




........I'll get my coat......................
 
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What's the difference between parsley and p___y?
No one eats parsley.😄😄😄😄😄😄
 
T-STER

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Two monkeys in the bath, first one says "ooo oo ahh ahh"

Second one say "Oh just put some cold in and stop whinging"
 
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