THE FIVE RULES IN LIFE

[Beosystem10]

That sound's a lot like the fight I had with my ex-wife. We were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" one night in bed. I turned to her and said "you want to fool around?" She said "no. I said "Is that your final answer?" she said "Yes". So I said "Well then I think I'd like to phone a friend" and that was how the fight began..................... :catfight:

It could have been worse, so much worse. Imagine the trouble there'd be if you'd asked the audience.

 

[autobot84]

preach on brother beavis

 

[THAFUZZ]

"Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one when he
was shot by the woman's husband

cannot stop laughing.......