Soooo, Fred had to make an emergency stop where the exit led to a 4-way stop sign. The problem?.....the road we were turning on had 5 lanes. Anyway went into this little dinky Mobile gas station...(just now almost got clipped by a cop trying to around us. I mean I could almost read what was on his laptop...now the nut cop just did a full on stop in the left lane just to get on the other side of the freeway to help with a wrecker hooking up a car) anyway...like I was saying...I finally get to the door marked 'Ladies' and it is locked. THE SUCKER WAS IN USE!!!! Fred had the nerve to ask me what was wrong...I mean really...would I be standing outside this door having to piss like a racehorse if the dang thing was available. Just as I was about to enlighten Fred to that dumb a$$ statement, the door opens...AND OUT STEPS A MANNNNNN!!!! I mean WTF really...well anyway I did my my business thanking God for blue jeans. It hides all little...ummm...well I'll just stop right here. You get the picture.oldskool69's wife said:somwhere near jonesville...hungry...tired...gotta pee...and there are a whole lot of trucks and construction.
i am starting to get grouchy on this narrow stretch of I65 in Indiana. The trucks keep changing lanes like htey are little hatchbacks...makes having to pee...a real problem.
Fred won't stop...it is past time for me to eat...and he wanted me to sign in to give y'all an update and say 'HI'
so ..."HI!!!"
I believe he just wants my head down so that i can't pay attention to he exits he keeps passing.
I am about to give him a little surprise in his truck.
Ohhhh the HUMANITY!!!!!!!
All I know is it is a 10 hour and 21 minute drive without stops.im_alan_partridge said:"piss like a racehorse"
How many miles is your road trip, I know your from Talladega area? but Im not sure what town Bill lives at.
Mrs. Fatdog would have already killed me and buried me somewhere along the side of the freeway. 
