When properly primed, this is abso-freekin-lutly the funniest thread on the site, hands down.
To pick up where we left off, I agree with Ira. We need more genders. A lot has happened since his post, and since this is a Nation governed by the rule of law (or so they say,) we should deffo be more inclusive.
Any gender is an opportunity to spread the mighty Word about boomboxes...male, female, combination or in-between, in the immortal words of Bob Barker, COME ON DOWN! Our diversity is our strength!
You too should have the grand opportunity to be made fun of in hilarious fashion.