If anyone wins this it should be me...I've won half a dozen TV's, countless barbecues, games consoles, £5000 of jewellery, cash, and holidays all over the world so I'm a winner (aka 'a lucky bar steward')
Ah man....sorry, but I just won!
Oh well, I'll have to make do with this 50 inch plasma tv and surround sound I won for the price a text
Oh dear, I seem to have won this too!
Not so fast my TV loving friend