actually -- to turn pro at these endeavors --
and to get ever-so-much more productive --
i need to move to any of the following 3 wonderful locations ::
45 miles south = world famous fort lauderdale beach
65 miles south = newly more famous miami south beach
180 miles north = ultra joyful daytona beach
my local trailer park beach has the same sweet surfer chicks every day --
there are NO parking lots here --and not even ONE legit public parking spot
so we have ZERO for tourist babes.
these other 3 enormous public beaches have a revolving turnover
of literally MILLIONS of hotties --
on any nice day --
its wall-to-wall booooobz
