The Ten Boomandments

[Mrs. Fatdog]

In the world of boomboxdom.....


Thou shall not ________________ ?

 

[mmcodomino]

Thou shall not leave thy boomboxes in thy shelves but use the outside as often as possible.

 

[blu_fuz]

Thou shal not leave any boomer behind!

 

[jaetee]

Thou shalt always buy D-Cells if you see them on sale.

 

[71spud]

Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Members "DIBS"

 

[THAFUZZ]

Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Members "DIBS"

 

[redbenjoe]

thou shalt never think we have enough !!

 

[Fatdog]

Thou shalt never leave your boombox unattended in the driveway.


Thou shalt never leave your boombox locked in a car during Summertime.

 

[mellymelsr]

Thou shalt never leave your boombox unattended in the driveway.

...I learned about that one the hard way!...

 

[Mrs. Fatdog]

Thou shalt never leave your boombox unattended in the driveway.

...I learned about that one the hard way!...

See? If only you had The Ten Boomandments.....

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

Thou shalt not beep, burp, boink, bowl or brawl when thou canst boom.

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

Thou shalt not expect a rational, reasonable, objective answer when thou doth ask, "How does it sound?"

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

Thou shalt not ever, anytime, anywhere - at risk of being banished to the eternal, unquenchable fire - utter the words, "How much is it worth?"

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

Thou shalt not ever, anytime, anywhere - at risk of being banished to the eternal, raging, hotter-than-the-surface-of-the-sun, unquenchable, unextinguishable fire - type the words, "How much would it take for you to end your auction early and sell that boombox to me for a 'Buy It Now' price?"

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

Thou shalt not refer to anything but the actual Holy Grail as a "Holy Grail."

 

[baddboybill]

Honor thy boombox and tapes.....

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

Thou shalt not hesitate to have a clear, precise, thoughtful answer ready when a friend doth ask, "What the hell is a 'beat cut' switch?"

 

[redbenjoe]

ALWAYS get more than one ...
of the box (s) we beat on --daily

 

[THAFUZZ]

Honor thy boombox and tapes.....

AMEN

 

[THAFUZZ]

Thou shall not worship any eggs!