In a bizzare twist to the ongoing nuclear crisis, the prime minister has announced a new plan to solve the crisis.
"our nuclear engineers have determined that the best way to stop the radiation leakage at Fukushima is to plug the holes with Coby boomboxes, These coby machines have a unique property that allows them to blend in well with nuclear waste. They will effectively plug the leakage for at least 500 years.""
Residents within a hundred mile radius are urged to turn in their Coby boomboxes for the greater benefit of mankind.
"our nuclear engineers have determined that the best way to stop the radiation leakage at Fukushima is to plug the holes with Coby boomboxes, These coby machines have a unique property that allows them to blend in well with nuclear waste. They will effectively plug the leakage for at least 500 years.""
Residents within a hundred mile radius are urged to turn in their Coby boomboxes for the greater benefit of mankind.

