1988 Walkman Belt Patent
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Fatdog said:And then...
It transformed into this!!
The walkman belt looks way to funky for anybody to use, I don't think that ever had a chance. I have to laugh that somebody actually spent the time and money to patent that.
Maybe if they combined it with the Mork Suspenders.
Are you implying that any woman wearing this would repel all potential mates?71spud said:Actually this might be a patent for a new form of highly effective birth control.....
I would have to disagree, to many men are willing to hump a dog if you put lipstick on it especially after consuming a few of their favorite drinks. It would take more than some nylon straps to stop a drunken horny dude.
Sick I know but true.
MasterBlaster84 said:Are you implying that any woman wearing this would repel all potential mates?71spud said:Actually this might be a patent for a new form of highly effective birth control.....
I would have to disagree, to many men are willing to hump a dog if you put lipstick on it especially after consuming a few of their favorite drinks. It would take more than some nylon straps to stop a drunken horny dude.
Sick I know but true.
I think the figure on the left is a dude... or at least what passes for a dude back in 1988.
The figure on the right looks like a chick. And I don't think even I would have considered doing a chick with suspenders back in 1988. Although I did do a chick with overalls once... (Ok... more than once)
something you could carry on your back instead of hand carrying which if a big box you can get tierd quickly 
Aiwa said:micro fiche copy:
did they get this idea from some sort of military backpack harness I wonder??
monchito said:something you could carry on your back instead of hand carrying which if a big box you can get tierd quickly
Well if I can't carry a proper box where I'm going I don't need it.
That backpack is fugly!
MasterBlaster84 said:These things crack me up, what niche was this supposed to fill?71spud said:
i think guys who are into mixed martial arts bought those as a way of drawing unwanted attention resulting in having to fend off brazen attacks from people wanting to steal there rocket pack.
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