So I got tired of daily notifications of facebook groups that I didn't even know how I was added into. So I deleted all the groups, except one (which is on probation). Pressing the "delete" key isn't that easy to do. BUT I did it.
The sky didn't fall.
The sun came up the next morning.
The apocalypse didn't happen.... yet.
My fridge still has food in it.
The plumbing still works.
My dogs still call me master.
And the clocks still continued to keep time proving we are not in limbo.
BUT all those pesky daily facebook notifications, that tells me I have x-hundreds of unread notifications, unread messages, all the important things I'm missing out on.....? Yeah, they are all gone!
And so, life goes on. It appears that you CAN survive without facebook, which I'm sure is the devil. I just need to delete the main app once and for all. Well, maybe tomorrow, just in case I don't miss anything between now and then, cuz in the meantime that little red numbered bubble next to the blue F is beckoning me once again.