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redbenjoe

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this just in --but not yet confirmed --
he was dumpster diving way to close to the mexican border --customs nabbed him -
the US has offered 3 hostages in trade for his extradition
 

trippy1313

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I wasn't gonna say anything... But he was smuggling a stash of M90's and 5350's from a Mexican Boomlord in a deal I set up a while ago.

Hopefully customs doesn't realize what he was doing and we'll see him soon.
 

ford93

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Simple.

He's in the dawg house!

Enjoying reading our stuff!!

Hey you!!

Bobby I know you're there please respond everyone misses you. The grand Pubah will respond soon. :-D

I hope.
 

redbenjoe

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the confirmed latest --
teflon bobby has ESCAPED !!!

it was fast & clean with no injuries -
but for his negotiations -- he has taken 5 hostages
plus --he has acquired a harem of hot groupies

both mexico and the usa have established joint cooperation
with their several law enforcement agencies --
a massive search team has been assembled -
the coast guard has been alerted

plan A is to allure fatdog with food & a big helix ..
then shoot out his ankles ..so he will run slower
 

redbenjoe

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oddly --our bobby has suddenly become a cult figure // hero down by the border --

his groupies have just come out with a new line of " FREE FATDOG " caps , t-shirts,
bumper stickers and signature canned rations
 

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prolly got honey do list 3 miles long , trust me everybody i know is married and they have a honey do list that looks like the flint stones news paper the bedrock times = chiseled in stone lol.
 

redbenjoe

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latest report --the FBI , CIA & Secret Service are now involved --
182 of the nations finest search dogs are on the chase ..

bout an hour ago --they had him cornered -- but slick bobby switched clothes ..
and got loose again
 

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redbenjoe said:
latest report --the FBI , CIA & Secret Service are now involved --
182 of the nations finest search dogs are on the chase ..

bout an hour ago --they had him cornered -- but slick bobby switched clothes ..
and got loose again
And I heard he has lost weight....

Looks like Billy Bob Thornton.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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I heard he's trying out various BBQ places in east Tn.and N.Carolina and then to Texas for more BBQ then to Kansas City!! :) :0 Oh my!!!!
 

redbenjoe

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the combined multi-national force of dozens of law enforcement agencies have set food traps in both countries -

they have key lime pies & lobster tails hanging off trees and and stop signs, etc

eventually - the figure bobby will get a whiff and emerge
 

Ghettoboom767

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redbenjoe said:
the combined multi-national force of dozens of law enforcement agencies have set food traps in both countries -

they have key lime pies & lobster tails hanging off trees and and stop signs, etc

eventually - the figure bobby will get a whiff and emerge
Excellent,just Excellent!!! (Lol) :)
 

redbenjoe

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big break for the search team .......

fatdog sent a few of his hottest groupies out to gather the lobster tails for him -
now the law is on their tails :-D
 
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