Anyone else HATE stink bugs!

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Stupid things are invading every aspect of life. Flicked at least 20 off my box outside trying to enjoy what's left of the decent weather. All over the side of the house :annoyed:
 

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JVC Floyd said:
These little mother fookers are driving me crazy , I look like a fool chasing these sumbitches around with a broom.
They come back in such droves that I have resorted to firing up my leaf blower to blast them away. I've been told that they are here to control the lady bugs. Rather have lady bugs than these buzzing stinking f-tards.

If they get inside my machine and bind up my cassette mech then it's on man...If I have to spray something that kills all life within 10 miles it's happening.
 

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I kill wolf spiders daily and they are nowhere near as annoying . I killed 4 wolf spiders in 4 days, talk about checking your bed before you lay down lol.

Oh if you leave a dish or bowl of water the bastards drown like Leo on the Titanic.
 

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We have those too. Also the zipper spiders that make that zig-zag pattern that draws me straight into their web everytime. One made a dart towards the neck of my shirt. Screamed like the dude on Home Alone

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Oh if you leave a dish or bowl of water the bastards drown like Leo on the Titanic.
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When I mow the grass I always drive through spiders webs between the trees, I have to stop to check because those are some bad ass spiders lol.
 

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I had a stink bug with its ass end up in the air last night on my driveway. They get pretty damn large out here. Gave it a swift kick. You guys aint seen nothing yet until you see our giant Palo Verde Beetles. Them suckers start at 2" and go up to 4". Had one tapping on the patio door last June. About almost called the Realtor to move.


This one is a small one at 2"


IMG_9240 by https://www.flickr.com/photos/153164955@N06/, on Flickr
 

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Those dont bother me I had one in the sink the other about that size , these are the snappy headed ones that flick their heads I think they are cool lol.

If you get some bad ass jumping spider's they'll clear out your whole house of pest's plus they dont bite people unless your really stupid then they deserve it lol.

My mom and my sister were yelling the other day there's a spider on their van they can't get their van because there's a spider I go to look at it's a jumping spider I'm like pussies lol.
 

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That tile was a 6x6. Palo Verde Beetles are the largest in North America. Perfectly harmless. Picked one up but hated the feel of his leg grips. Feels eery as they grip on your skin. They only live a few days once they emerge out of the ground.

I had a Wolf spider in the house. Those are hairy looking mini tarantulas. My mistake was trying to spray it with bug killer only to see it unload thousands of baby spiders off its back. The little ones ran under the washing machine. We sold the house the next day! LOL