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redbenjoe

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beat ANY old lady

( across the pool ...................... the LONG way ? )

1. cut 12" off a common 2 x 6
2. make some rough cuts ( band-saw )
3. alot of careful sanding
4. 2 coats of marine varnish
5. whip on a motor
6. add 2 AAs

7. say 1,2, 3 GO .... :w00t: :hooray: :hooray: :hooray:
 

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redbenjoe

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ok norm -- thats a fast & easy task --could perform that on this one...

but then,
we can bet on some ' alternate perve '
calling it a boob implant ..
or a high tech testicle

:bang: :bang: :lol:
 

Beosystem10

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Anyone whose old fella looks like that, please go to see your doctor now! ;-)

Unless you're Australian, in which case attach a handle, smooth off the notched sides and go grab your red, leathery balls.
 

BoomboxLover48

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Beosystem10 said:
Anyone whose old fella looks like that, please go to see your doctor now! ;-)

Unless you're Australian, in which case attach a handle, smooth off the notched sides and go grab your red, leathery balls.
Don't let Ira take it to his Lady Doc! :w00t: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

redbenjoe

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you guys are ANIMALS ..........

and , further
if this sort of behavior continues here ..
for another 5 straight years -
i will be starting my own site ---just for the clean and simple minded :-)
 

BoomboxLover48

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redbenjoe said:
you guys are ANIMALS ..........

and , further
if this sort of behavior continues here ..
for another 5 straight years -
i will be starting my own site ---just for the clean and simple minded :-)
:w00t: :lol: :lol: .......we want to see some clean and simple minded beach pics... please start one! :thumbsup:
 

BoomboxLover48

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For the next project make a triangle with one cut at the corner to mount the engine.... this will shut up most of these folks here. :w00t: :-D It will never look like a P :w00t:
 
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