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#1501 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 02:40 AM

Two nuns in a bath:

 

1st nun: "Where's the soap?"

2nd nun: "Yes, it does!"

 

 

 

 

........I'll get my coat......................

Farmer saw a sign at the general store, 'Cast Iron Sinks'. "Well, shucks," he said to the proprietor, "didn't need a big sign to tell me that!"



#1502 MyOhMy

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Posted 21 July 2017 - 09:32 AM

Two cannibals eating a clown, one said: "Can you taste something funny?"



#1503 restocat

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 04:24 AM

People who need killing...

George Carlin says it best: "List of people who ought to be killed"

https:
//youtu.be/tVlkxrNlp10

#1504 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 06:18 AM

Let's try that again...

 



#1505 MyOhMy

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Posted 08 August 2017 - 01:38 PM

Two cannibals eating a victim:

 

 

1st Cannibal: "How you doin', man?"

 

2nd Cannibal: "Just great, I'm havin' a ball".

 

1st Cannibal: "Slow down, you're eatin' too fast!"



#1506 Fatdog

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 03:21 PM

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#1507 docs

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 04:27 AM

Whoever posts next has to give away a boombox  :w00t:  :w00t:  :w00t:  :w00t:



#1508 MyOhMy

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 05:26 AM

Whoever posts next has to give away a boombox  :w00t:  :w00t:  :w00t:  :w00t:

 

LIAR, LIAR - PANTS ON FIRE!



#1509 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 07:00 PM

If the Earth was really flat cats would've knocked everything off the edge by now...

 

I hear Hannibal Lector was arrested in Prague for passing bum Czechs...



#1510 ralrein1

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 12:36 PM

You know why Chinese couples can't have Caucasian baby's?

Cause two wongs don't make a white!!!😄😄😄😄😄😄

#1511 MyOhMy

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 02:32 PM

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#1512 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 02:40 PM


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#1513 im_alan_partridge

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 02:56 PM

Ok, no problem, I will stop posting.



#1514 redbenjoe

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:04 PM

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#1515 ralrein1

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 04:02 PM

Whata you call a dog with no legs??

It don't matter what ya call'em,cause he ain't coming.😄😄😄😄😄

#1516 jimmyjimmy19702010

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 09:04 PM

What did the grape do when it was stepped on? :-)

#1517 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 10:30 PM

What did the grape do when it was stepped on? :-)

It let out a little wine.

 

Speaking of... heard a woman yelling, 'Grape! Grape!'.

"Don'tcha mean rape?"

'There was a bunch of 'em...'



#1518 jimmyjimmy19702010

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 11:02 PM

What did the grape do when it was stepped on? :-)

It let out a little wine.
 
Speaking of... heard a woman yelling, 'Grape! Grape!'.
"Don'tcha mean rape?"
'There was a bunch of 'em...'
:lol:

#1519 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 14 August 2017 - 01:16 AM

You know why Chinese couples can't have Caucasian baby's?

Cause two wongs don't make a white!!!



#1520 ralrein1

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Posted 14 August 2017 - 11:34 AM

No its not. Its just a joke,coming from a place of humor NOT hatred!☺☺☺

#1521 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 14 August 2017 - 02:30 PM

No its not. Its just a joke,coming from a place of humor NOT hatred!☺☺☺

Sorry... couldn't resist... had to head off the social justice warmongers, anyways...

 

P.S. randomly press a pair of numbers in rapid succession while clip plays and you gets some sweet dubstep...



#1522 ralrein1

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Posted 14 August 2017 - 10:30 PM

No worries boombox brother.☺☺☺

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 03:51 AM

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#1524 jimmyjimmy19702010

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 05:45 AM

Thanks for letting us all know. :-)

#1525 im_alan_partridge

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 01:42 PM

You have to get up earlier in the morning than that Mart, in fact you have to stay up all night :yes:  :lol:



#1526 ralrein1

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 06:36 PM

Very clever but not clever enough! Ha!Ha!

#1527 Ghetteaux Les Fabulous

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 06:43 PM

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